List of grievances

Nemo has been rather naughtly lately. This past weekend, he has destroyed:

1. The screen on Adam's camera - by far his worst offense
2. A bottle of wine - gently pulled out from the wine rack and smashed on the tile floor
3. Two carpet samples we were using as doormats
4. A spool of ribbon - this is a mystery because it was in an area outside of his gate. When he was discovered, he was still on the wrong side of the gate and tucking into a golf club cover shaped like a stuffed dog.
5. A junk mail flyer - also a bit mysterious because it was lying on the counter and should've been out of sight
6. One edge of our toilet paper roll - it wasn't unrolled, so it's still useable
7. The DVD case for Children of Men - also known as The-First-DVD-I've-Rented-in-the-Past-Three-Years
8. A glass of pina colada - actually, his tail was the culprit in this case and judging from Nemo's persistence in chasing his tail, he feels it's guilty too